I'm Jahnessa and I really like cheesecake
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citizen:it's a bird!
citizen:it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:it's a metaphor

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

lordoftheboybands:

EVERYONE ELSE SEES THIS RIGHT? I’M NOT HALLUCINATING 

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

casflew:

happy Easter have a ridiculous selfie

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